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zcacogp

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Chaps,

The question of profanities has been raised on another thread on this forum. In fact, the thread is still running as I type this, so you can all trundle off and look at it if you haven't yet seen it.

And, on the back of it, I am going to try a little experiment which I have wanted to conduct for a very long time. Emboldened by that discussion, and McNulter's comment that he only needs to moderate 10 posts or so a year, I am going to test the swear filter. However fear not, gentle reader, your eyes won't be assaulted by foul and hideous words as - by definition - those foul and hideous words won't appear! If a word is deemed to be foul and hideous then it will simply be replaced by a little row of stars. In order to see what has actually been typed then you will need to 'quote' the post with the word in it; until then, it will be shielded from your delicate little peepers.

Now this could get a bit boring if we're not careful - all the viewer will see is a lot of rows of stars. So perhaps we need to allude to the word that is being used, carefully, in order that the more lexicographically well-endowed may hazard a guess as to what was actually typed. (Such clues will, you must understand, mean that it shouldn't be necessary to quote many posts and therefore those foul and hideous words will remain hidden from view.)

Let me start with an example. The two biggies. Those two words that have been held as 'naughty' since time immemorial. In fact, I'm not even going to type them - we all know what they are. One rhymes with 'Duck' and the other one is like "King Canute" but with some letters removed. Gottit? Good.

Another one, that has never ceased to amuse me: Shag-pile. As in, a type of carpet.

And here's another one: shit. Sounds like 'Twit', but isn't.

Got the idea? Good. Now post yours up. And I'll offer a prize to the first person who finds a naughty swear word which slips past the filter. What is this prize? I don't know, but I'll think of something. A copy of the profanisaurus, perhaps. (And using the 'Preview' button to check large numbers of words is cheating, OK?)


Oli. (With his fingers firmly crossed that the mod stick has been wielded in the last five weeks, therefore I'm statistically likely to get away with this!)
 
Just what it says on the tin Mas - to try all those swear words that you've never dared to ...

Scunthorpe ain't naughty enough to win the prize Rich. (Although I'm surprised it got through.)


Oli.
 
Oh dear Oli!
Once again I've read one of your posts and ******* wet myself laughing. No doubt Paul will call you a **** for starting this ****ing thread. keep up the good work you old ****.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
Paul tries to be serious for a moment....[8|]

Time and time again, and the PMs I've had today also have two things in common in almost all of them, owners who don't post here tell me they don't like:

Firstly, that the user name/anonymity thing puts them off. They don't trust people who won't even put their real name in their profile. Choosing a clever ID is fine, but why not have your real name in your profile and sign with it as well? It seems only common courteousy to me.

Secondly, and I know it might seem stupid, but swearing really does put some people off. Right or wrong, forums are often portrayed as populated by rude, shouty, anonymous people. The more we do to avoid fitting this stereotype the better IMO.

Does it really make you feel your point gets across more strongly if you have beaten the forum's swear filter by some really clever swapping of letters? I'm not sure it does, but I'm very willing to admit I'm wrong when the answer to a single 944-related question can only be expressed by the use of the phrase "*hag-plie carpet" [:D][:D]

It's all about respecting other people's views, I guess. And, that really isn't a challenge to find a question about 944s where the only answer is *hag-pile carpet"....[&o]
 
"Gape Flange" from Rich - that's pretty good. Well done. Best yet. Can anyone beat it?

Paul, I'm sorry to say that I don't quite follow your point. Sorry. However I can say with certainty that there were no starred-out words in your post and hence I don't think you are trying hard enough. Follow RSGulp's fine example and try harder. Thank you.


Oli.
 
Paul a good point about the anonymity. It's nice to have a clever nickname but I'm all for encouraging new forum members. If all it take is for me to add my real name then consider it done.
 
I've deleted my 2 posts which may be construed as being 'naughty words' but are actually just actual English words or place names and were posted to raise a smile. [&:]

The (my) defence for not using my real name as a forum name is as follows...

Some of us on this forum own companies. When you own a company you register it at Companies House with your real name as Director or Co-director. It doesn't take an internet genius to Google a real name to find out a registered address via Companies House, which can often be a home address, and then find out where your car(s) are likely to be stored at any given point in the day. This forum is open to anyone in the world with internet access. You can guess the rest for yourself...
 
Exactly...


ORIGINAL: RSGulp

Some of us on this forum own companies. When you own a company you register it at Companies House with your real name as Director or Co-director. It doesn't take an internet genius to Google a real name to find out a registered address via Companies House, which can often be a home address, and then find out where your car(s) are likely to be stored at any given point in the day. This forum is open to anyone in the world with internet access. You can guess the rest for yourself...
 

ORIGINAL: zcacogp

Chaps,

The question of profanities has been raised on another thread on this forum. In fact, the thread is still running as I type this, so you can all trundle off and look at it if you haven't yet seen it.

And, on the back of it, I am going to try a little experiment which I have wanted to conduct for a very long time. Emboldened by that discussion, and McNulter's comment that he only needs to moderate 10 posts or so a year, I am going to test the swear filter. However fear not, gentle reader, your eyes won't be assaulted by foul and hideous words as - by definition - those foul and hideous words won't appear! If a word is deemed to be foul and hideous then it will simply be replaced by a little row of stars. In order to see what has actually been typed then you will need to 'quote' the post with the word in it; until then, it will be shielded from your delicate little peepers.

Now this could get a bit boring if we're not careful - all the viewer will see is a lot of rows of stars. So perhaps we need to allude to the word that is being used, carefully, in order that the more lexicographically well-endowed may hazard a guess as to what was actually typed. (Such clues will, you must understand, mean that it shouldn't be necessary to quote many posts and therefore those foul and hideous words will remain hidden from view.)

Let me start with an example. The two biggies. Those two words that have been held as 'naughty' since time immemorial. In fact, I'm not even going to type them - we all know what they are. One rhymes with 'Duck' and the other one is like "King Canute" but with some letters removed. Gottit? Good.

Another one, that has never ceased to amuse me: Shag-pile. As in, a type of carpet.

And here's another one: shit. Sounds like 'Twit', but isn't.

Got the idea? Good. Now post yours up. And I'll offer a prize to the first person who finds a naughty swear word which slips past the filter. What is this prize? I don't know, but I'll think of something. A copy of the profanisaurus, perhaps. (And using the 'Preview' button to check large numbers of words is cheating, OK?)


Oli. (With his fingers firmly crossed that the mod stick has been wielded in the last five weeks, therefore I'm statistically likely to get away with this!)

NOW THIS IS THE FUNNIESST THING IV READ ON THIS FORUM AND YES IM ONE OF THEY FECKING CHAVS USING MY IPHONE 5 ON PCGB
 

ORIGINAL: Hairyarse


ORIGINAL: colin944

Surely the ultimate swear word on this forum would be volk****en !!!!!!!!!

How dare you! I have one and it's lovely [:D] - it's in bits though LOL


It's ok I love them too...........

It's just that as a 944 ( and former 924) owner you can get a bit fed up with people asking you if that's the one that's made out of bits of Volkswagens and Audis.

And now Volkwagen owns Porsche [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
I had a read of this last night wilst driving up north to a place near . Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria for the Easter hols made me chuckle a lot and made me wonder if there any Porsche owners net these places

1 Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire
2 Slag Lane, Merseyside,
3 Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
4 Bell End, Worcestershire, England
5 Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
 

ORIGINAL: timmyturtle


ORIGINAL: Hairyarse

How dare you! I have one and it's lovely [:D] - it's in bits though LOL

Have you not finished it yet?

Sadly no! Been trying to get back on it for the last month or so, but mostly weather has prevented and when it was good for a short spell I had man flu! May get a chance to get stuck back in to it later this weekend, really do want to get it finished now and just enjoy it.
 

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