Chaps
You know the under-bonnet terminal to the electrical system, the one that is referred to in Paul's post #9 on this page:
http://www.porscheclubgbforum.com/tm.asp?m=593481&mpage=1&key=hatch%2Crelease#
And illustrated by one of Oli's fine pictures, specifically this one...
Well, here's the thing. My car is back from the body shop (hooray) but the hatch release motor has failed and I am awaiting a replacement (boo). Because the car is unlikely to be out much over the next couple of weeks I want to put the conditioner on it, but can't get can't get at the battery readily.
So, all of you smart folk who actually understand electricity, answer me this. Can I put the charger / conditioner on the car by connecting the (+) lead to the underbonnet terminal and the (-) lead to the exhaust or something else solid-looking, or will that cause all manner of terrible consequences? I know it's intended for emergency purposes but I would like to leave the conditioner on for a couple of weeks.
You know the under-bonnet terminal to the electrical system, the one that is referred to in Paul's post #9 on this page:
http://www.porscheclubgbforum.com/tm.asp?m=593481&mpage=1&key=hatch%2Crelease#
And illustrated by one of Oli's fine pictures, specifically this one...

Well, here's the thing. My car is back from the body shop (hooray) but the hatch release motor has failed and I am awaiting a replacement (boo). Because the car is unlikely to be out much over the next couple of weeks I want to put the conditioner on it, but can't get can't get at the battery readily.
So, all of you smart folk who actually understand electricity, answer me this. Can I put the charger / conditioner on the car by connecting the (+) lead to the underbonnet terminal and the (-) lead to the exhaust or something else solid-looking, or will that cause all manner of terrible consequences? I know it's intended for emergency purposes but I would like to leave the conditioner on for a couple of weeks.