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Agony aunt letter:[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]Dear Abby,[FONT=verdana,geneva"]I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what [FONT=verdana,geneva"]could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that [FONT=verdana,geneva"]my wife has been cheating on me.[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. [FONT=verdana,geneva"]My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although [FONT=verdana,geneva"]whenI ask their names she always says, "Just some golfing [FONT=verdana,geneva"]friends, you don't know them."[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but [FONT=verdana,geneva"]she always walks down the road. Although I can hear a car [FONT=verdana,geneva"]driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. [FONT=verdana,geneva"]Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was [FONT=verdana,geneva"]and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch [FONT=verdana,geneva"]her phone again and why was I checking up on her.[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep [FONT=verdana,geneva"]down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out[FONT=verdana,geneva"]again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to [FONT=verdana,geneva"]park my Aston MArtin DB9 next to the garage and then hide behind it so[FONT=verdana,geneva"]I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. [FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]It was at that moment, crouching behind my DB9, that I noticed the engine [FONT=verdana,geneva"]might be leaking a little oil.[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the [FONT=verdana,geneva"]dealer?[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"]Thanks,[FONT=verdana,geneva"]John (name changed at writers request)[FONT=verdana,geneva"] [FONT=verdana,geneva"][:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D][FONT=verdana,geneva"]
 
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