ORIGINAL: zcacogp
Oh bu99er. Taken my advice eh? Don't think anyone has ever done that before. [

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Please don't blame me if it all goes wrong!
Oli.
its going to be all your fault Oli whatever happens [

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Keith you have done all the right tests and provided all the right information.
I would ignore the immobilsier for now as you are getting both spark and fuel pump and starter motor so it must be ok .
You have a strong spark and the injectors are getting a 12v supply but is your engine receiving sufficient fuel ?
Going on what you have said about the white smoke, hard starting and rough running i would say no.
Your car is a late model . I'm pretty sure it has a cold start injector yes ? Did you flash the cold start injector with the battery ? If yours has one it is near the front of the engine on the end of the fuel rail.
Have you tried squirting plenty of easy start into the inlet whilst cranking ? If it then fires it will confirm insufficient fuel delivery.
The ECU pulses both the fuel pump and the ignition system to ground so it would be advisable to clean the main earthing points GPl, GPll & GPlll You are getting a spark so concentrate on the fuel delivery.
If after cranking the engine for 30 seconds with a DME bypass fitted and still no start, your five injectors should then have wet the spark plugs ?
My guess is that the injector solenoids are still sticky and the injector filters may be partially blocked. Once the car starts and runs they will self-clean within 15 minutes or so.
I would re-flash all 5x injectors at least 20 times each with the 9v battery and clean the main earthing points GPl ,GPll, & GPlll (so that the DME and ECU have good earths). Then file the spark plug electrodes to a sharp edge to assist strong sparking. I actually pre-heated my plugs in the oven before fitting .
Carefully remove any carbonation on the dizzy electrodes and file to a nice sharp edge with tiny file. File the rotor edge or rub the edge on wetndry and try again