Caption competition

[pauljmcnulty]

It's been ages since we had a caption competition, so here's one I found earlier. [&:]

Small prize for the best one if you are coming to Rutland Water! If not then the prize will be staying with me. []

 

[Mark_Bennett]

"When I bought it he said it was a turbo - Where's the...."

 

[TTM]

"Wasn't the engine supposed to be at the back?"

 

[GlennS]

"It's WATER cooled? But... but... they told me it was a Porsche!"

 

[Fat Albert]

"Ommmmmmmm, all praise the pooorrrrkk"

 

[zcacogp]

Can anyone see my contact lens? I'm sure it fell out in this Panamera engine bay somewhere ...

 

[Hilux]

Impossible..................my feet cant be that big.....................I can see my toes!

 

[Hilux]

Okay, okay, you win........................I will pay you for the balance belt change if it gets you out of my engine bay but I still think its extortionate what you're charging!

 

[Hilux]

Thelma, I`m sorry the oil dripped into your new hairdo but you know I`ve got a bad back and the car really does needs an oil change before we tour Europe................what?...................oh I see........................clockwise to do up the filter please.

 

[RSGulp]

"These aftermarket gas struts last at least twice as long as the ones from <CLONK>

"

 

[Tony M]

'It's Piston Broke', which is a bit like me'

 

[CarreraRSR]

Dearest Porsche, let us pray .............

 

[andy watson]

RIGHT!! That's it I am buying an S2.........

 

[spyro_x]

'Hmm that's funny I only count 211, that Bloke definitely told me there were 220 under here... come to think of it where is that turbine thing he was on about?'

 

[Cater_Racer]

But Why?

 

[Eldavo]

Oh master, I offer myself as a sacrifice for you to eat.

 

[944Turbo]

All gather round to witness the fitting of the first perspex strut brace.

 

[CarreraRSR]

OK, do it just one more time, I need photographic evidence..............pleeeeaaaase!!!!

 

[Mike_Pollock]

Now WHAT!!!!!

 

[Trevor68]

'Missing invisible cat found under bonnet of local man's Porsche. Suspect beige Porsche caught sneaking from scene, Police pursue, Daily Mail outraged.'