Gentleman,
Lets move on/back to the query- Carry On films don't normally feature Porsches, as far as I am aware! That doesn't make them anything other than hilarious (in parts), I know. [

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I am in the bizarre position of being able to answer my query myself.
I reported the fault to my OPC (Swindon). I checked with them that they had no such faults reported to them from HO- they hadn't. They took the car in on an emergency basis last Thursday.
It transpires that they ARE aware of a HO report about this fault/these faults- I cannot be specific about whether it is one or the other or both. Anyway, some new/different data needed to be put into the car's computer and all should be well.
So far, albeit only 4 days layer, this is so.[

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There was the suggestion by them that the windows issue was a possible flat battery and I think that it is this fault/solution that has appeared on previous threads. However, my car is driven often enough for this not to be likely to be the case with me. And there was no further suggestion after my visit to them.
I am disappointed to find that, having specifically asked and been told that there wasn't, that there was, in fact, some info from HO about this problem. I am sure I remember being told that the kit in the car was so whizzy that it could receive a text from HO about such problems. Whilst it is true to say that I have no interest in texting anyone via my car's satnav kit (just use the phone freehand), so I cannot be sure that it hasn't received such a text and I am just too dim to know, I feel a little let down as it took 4 1/2 hours out of my day to fix a minor, yet obviously extremely important, fault that wasn't my, er, fault. I thought 77K got one a better car.
Anyway, if you still have a problem, stop thinking its your big knob and get your car into your OPC!
Take care,
Derek