ANNOUNCEMENT NEW MEMBER ON ITS WAY!!!

[Guest]

Hi All, good news Mrs Joel is expecting.

I was already saving towards getting a Targa and so will try to keep on track with that.

If anyone has a porsche child/baby seat now not being used I may be interested in buying it.

Has anyone used a baby seat in a 996. Does the 996 have ISOFIX?

 

[John Sims]

Many congratulations Joel.

You whon't believe what a difference a Sprog can make. I tend to ignor mine, I find that is the best way.

I would be pleased to offer any sound advice on being a father with top tips being:-

1. Breast feeding - Can't be encouraged enough. Better for Sprog and Daddy can't be roped in to do the deed at 4:00am.

2. Changing Nappies - Womans work!

3. Feeding, cleaning, buying clothes, push chairs, etc etc. - Womans work!

4. Millions of bright primary coloured toys - Complete waste of money, the child never plays with then and they just clutter up the house. Throw them out straight away.

Hope this has been of some assistance.

 

[oilyrag]

I tend to ignor mine

I seem to remember that this is rather impossible......make him a politition perhaps!
Many congrats to Mr & Mrs Joel, don't worry about old Sims, tendency to exagerate as he ages don't you know.

 

[John Sims]

quote:

I tend to ignor mine....

I seem to remember that this is rather impossible

Perhaps it's because I ignor him that he feels he must try harder to make himself known. [8|]

I have obviously failed as a father [&o] That said, notes 1-4 above are still valid and should be followed to the letter.

 

[tim court]

Has anyone used a baby seat in a 996. Does the 996 have ISOFIX?

Not needed, you will find the front luggage space is perfect up to the age of about 5, when lined with a nice bit of bubblewrap.

 

[Mark_Bennett]

the front luggage space is perfect up to the age of about 5

Even older if you don't have the 4WD 996!

 

[Guest]

John thanks for the tip on the primary colourer toys, I will refrain from buying any of these now instead reverting to home made jobs in the true blue peter fashion! Of course I am sure cat toys will also come in handy. The money saved can then be divereted to the 997/996 facelift fund!!

Signed,

Joel (Priorities Straight) Alderman!

Check out www.three.co.uk

 

[John Sims]

old Sims, tendency to exagerate

Oh, if only that were true! I could count on one hand the number of times John changed a nappy. He only came with me to choose the pram out of sufference and then had nothing to do with any further purchases. The truth will out!

My only piece of advice would be before leaving to go to hospital to have said sprog, make sure you listen to the silence. Never again will you hear it! Even when they get a little older and go round friends, the silence seems different somehow.

Mrs John (Belinda)